In the event that two Bros lock on the same target, the Bro who calls dibs first has dibs. If both call dibs at the same time, the Bo who counts aloud to ten the fastest had dibs. If both arrive at the number ten at the same time, the Bro who bought the last round of drinks has dibs. It they haven’t purchased drinks yet, the taller of the two Bros has dibs. It they’re the same height, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spell be of equal length, a game of Broshambo shall determine dibs, provided the chick is still there…